IN THE HOSPITAL

Where is the nurse?
Please don’t be a mess
Help me out, I need to keep fit to end this week
Don’t tell me its malaria
Yes I know of the diarrhea

You are preparing me for admission?
I wish I could put in a petition
Five lab tests
You guys are funny, just like my pet
Tell me what is wrong?
I am a man, very strong

You have very low blood
Sorry, that’s too bad
Ahuh? Can you be a little faster?
Ok, you have ulcer
Hmm I like sleeping, so I eat late
That has left me in this miserable state

Please nurse help me to the washroom before I slip
And when I return, enough of the drip
I’m tired of being fed
Then think of being dead
Hey nurse don’t incur my wrath
Just think about your cash

You are a young nurse, you give me good smiles
I know Fadil, just for your eyes
Hey time for injection
Oh if it’s you, no rejection
I have to go now, so kindly sleep
And don’t think of me too deep

How are you feeling today?
Doctor I feel good, it’s a holiday
You have been discharged
Doctor, please give me a massage
Fadil you are very funny
Yes I’m going home and I fell funky

Nurse can I kiss you as I am going home?
My number is on your phone, when you get home, kiss me through the phone
Your mum is waiting for you
Yeah see you soon
Bye
Byeeeee..